Our new puppy, Ray, has been kicking my ass.
But only because his main life goal has been to get every thing he sees into his stomach.
Someone keeps eyeballs on him pretty much 24/7.
And DAAAAANG Lil' Ray is so stinkin' fast and curious!
Fast and Curious?!
Isn't that a movie title!
It'll be a film about Ray and every outrageous object he's tried to eat while running away from us at top speed!
Vin Diesel will sport a red-haired wig and fake boobs and play me, a dog trainer chasing Ray in a souped up Mini Cooper, who is out to save delicate, doggy intestines from lethal, foreign objects!
It's FAST AND CURIOUS: PUPPY PATROL!!!
Deadly dangly earrings!
Flaming blow torches!
Jagged rocks and sticks!
Action packed with rock hard bodies and adorable puppies...
this movie has it all!
In the last couple of weeks Ray has become much easier to monitor and life is less terrifyingly dramatic. He now knows what “leave it” means and most of the time he actually listens.
Ray used to be a morning person/puppy. He’d wake up and immediately charge off to start swallowing dangerous stuff.
But as time goes by, Ray is less motivated to eat all of our worldly possessions. And he's at his laziest in the a.m.!
Yaaaaaaay for lethargic, boring ass puppies!
I get crazy giddy when Ray wakes up, goes potty, comes back inside and falls asleep.
QUIET TIME! I can actually READ and WRITE again!
It's like I've won the lottery! THIS IS THE BESSSSSST!
Ya know what I love about Ray?
The little guy is helping me focus on the simple pleasures in life.
And aren't those what makes life grand anyway?!
An interesting book.
A tasty meal.
A sunny day.
A funky song.
A free association blog post.
And hanging out with your favorite people...